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7.21 (Oct 14, 2003)
If you gotta have Linux, you're at least better off
without Java ! __________The DataRat
7.21 (Oct 14, 2003)
Opera is great !
Linux ...well, it's an obscure second-rate OS.
But -if you're stuck with Linux- you can't do
better than Opera !
The DataRat
7.0 RC3 (Oct 9, 2003)
Before spending your money on shareware Microsoft Explorer replacements, the Computer Rodent recommends checking out one of the myriad of FREEWARE Microsoft Explorer replacements ! __________The DataRat
2.1 Beta (Oct 7, 2003)
A wonderful dictionary. Almost impossible to get into their server located somewhere in Outer Bulgaria. Best to download the moduls as a collection from a U.S. server. Well worth the d/l trouble for this terrific dictionary ! _____The DataRat
7.21 Preview 1 (Oct 3, 2003)
Forget about Java. It's totally crash prone, and a wet dream
of Computer Communists !
In Opera, press F12 and disable Java. Your Internet
experience will only improve. 90% of Web crashes and
browser lock-up's are the result of trying to run Java.
Opera is the premier Web Browser. But nothing can make
Java run right on a real computer.
_________The DataRat
7.21 Preview 1 (Oct 16, 2003 - 8:53 AM)
You know, just a couple years ago this feature
would've been ~swarming~ with Apple fanatics
insisting that their fav computer was on the
verge of leaping from it's pathetically tiny
market share to overtake Microsoft and turn Bill
Gates into a pauper !
Now you guys are like Hitler in his Berlin bunker
during 1945 ...waiting for the inevitable end.
This is all reminiscent of "Team OS/2" (anybody
remember THEM?).
Apple has been dying the SLOW DEATH, and their
only hope of survival is iTunes !
Coming out with an equivalent to Windows 95 in
the year 2000 never bode well for Apple.
Apple couldn't -and never can- destroy Microsoft.
So, WHO will slay the giant ?
Microsoft shall be defeated by ...Microsoft !
Yes, they're fatally infected with 'IBM Disease'.
Major symptoms include tens of thousands of
employees accomplishing almost NOTHING in the
way of products.
While it ~won't~ be Apple (or Linux) replacing
Microsoft Windows, it will be SOMEBODY.
Just thought you'd want to know.
Your Buddy,
The DataRat
7.21 Preview 1 (Oct 15, 2003 - 5:19 PM)
"And Microsoft still cares"
Microsoft is Apples' biggest booster.
Why ? Not because Apples' infinitesimal
market share means ~that~ many sales
for Microsoft software products like
MS Office.
No. Microsoft cares because Apple (and
Linux) are the only things standing between
Microsoft and antitrust violations.
Apples' real rationale for existence is as
a token competitor so -in court- Microsoft
can point to 'em and say: "We're NOT a
monopoly. Look, Apple competes against us !".
Everybody knows that Apple isn't real
competition. Yet, if Apple didn't exist,
Microsoft would have to invent them.
This explains why Microsoft makes applications
to run on Mac's. NOT to sell software to Apples'
puny 2.9% market share ...but for strategic
legal purposes !
Your Friend,
The DataRat
7.21 Preview 1 (Oct 15, 2003 - 12:50 AM)
And, oh, by the way: IDC forecasts that Linux
(currently with a 2.3% market share) will overtake
Apple soon.
So, how it looks is the Apple OS shriveling away
to nothing. ( And Linux leaping into Apple's
former pathetic very distant second-place ! )
But iTunes is doing good ! Your favorite rodent
predicts that -in a few years- Apple will be a
Internet music company instead of a computer
company.
When that happens, remember to tell everybody
El Raton foresaw it occurring !
El Raton de los Datos
7.21 Preview 1 (Oct 15, 2003 - 12:40 AM)
The Computer Rodent wishes apologize to all the
Mac fans offended by El Raton saying that Apple
has "less than a 4% market share".
THAT data is in error.
According to market research firm IDC, Apple has
a 2.9% share of the desktop OS market.
So -from now on- your favorite rodent won't say
that Apple has only under 4% market share ...he'll
say they have less than a 3% market share !
The DataRat
7.21 Preview 1 (Oct 14, 2003 - 9:05 AM)
"Uhh You mean Adobe"
Hey, if Apple can take credit for GUI from PARC,
it can certainly claim to have invented variable
fonts from Adobe.
In the convoluted, delusional world of "All Things
Mac", Steve Jobs (and Al Gore) invented EVERYTHING
from the Internet to fonts !
Who are you to dispute that Apple didn't invent the
air we breathe ?
Reality for Apple Zombies is what Steve Jobs says it
is. Don't get confused by the Truth.
Just click your heals together like Dorothy and say:
"There's no place like Apple, there's no place like Apple,
there's no place like Apple !".
The DataRat